you, a poser: god is dead
me, a necromancer and an opportunist: wait, what?
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redsatinsheets:

@ all men that don’t like hearing that all men are trash: what are you doing on an everyday basis to eliminate the abuses women face? are you holding your friends accountable? your fathers, uncles, brothers, cousins? are you holding yourself accountable?

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bepeu:

me: *finishes task*
me: dopamine please
brain: *releases dopamine*
me: thank you
brain: youre welcome

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ginsengsheetmask:

my friend just sent me this bye

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transgambit:

therapist: how are you feeling today?

me: hmm…12 on the Keanu Mood Scale

therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means 

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war-lesbian:

trans lesbian = tresbian = très bien (very good)

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dreamhouse777:

I wish I was HOT but instead I’m CURSED! Oh what a hand I’ve been dealt

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uglybelgianhouses:

Nobody puts baby in a corner

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